Brett Simone is a group creative director and writer at Another Thing. In his career he’s been lucky enough to have his work featured everywhere from the Today Show, to the MoMA, to Snoop Dogg’s Instagram.

Before Another Thing, he worked at Arts & Letters running ESPN, Tito’s Vodka and some tech brands you may or may not have heard of. Once upon a time, he also helped Grey New York win Ad Age’s Comeback Agency of the Year and was part of Publicis Groupe’s first borderless agency (now they call it Le Truc - which sounds very fancy).

Brett hails from Washington DC and attended high school next door to the CIA, which means this entire website is probably just an overly elaborate psy-op designed by the US government to spy on you.